Kieran

I recommend as entertaining! Heroine, trying to escape slavery, picks a planet with a dark history of human experimentation. She didn’t have enough time for thorough research. The hero, one of the experiments gone wrong (an imperfect gigolo), finds her, figures out her situation, hides her in his home, and…offers up his services. Which threatens his own plans for escaping the planet, as his friends keep pointing out before he kicks them back out into the street. And naturally, each time the heroine helps him out, it’s so dangerous that he has to punish her…with intense orgasms…which seems kind of counter-productive.

Kieran by Allyson James

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Favorite quote:
“I don’t have a lot to offer you,” he said. “I like you, but I don’t have much to give. A cup of water, a place to stay, and sex.”

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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Like most women, I find that much of the conventional porn out there isn’t really worth remarking on**, but this one is different. Between the Leia and Darth Vader action **think about that for a moment**, the hot storm troopers, and well, Han does more than “shoot first”, I don’t want to give it all away. This was an honest-to-God eruption of laughs.

Star Wars XXX

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Favorite quote:
“You came in that thing? You’re braver then I thought.”

“Bet you said that to a lot of guys. C’mon.”

**The main difference between porn and erotica is that porn just shows the mechanics of sex while erotica has the characters talk during and after.

Loving Deviant

I recommend as entertaining! 35-year-old virgin cyborg discovers that his deflowering-partner, a sexbot, is not so much a bot. More like the mail-order-bride of the station-master. So, the hero’s been blown to heaven and wants a lot more. The heroine’s desperate to get off the station before her “husband” sends her to the brothel and is willing to trade sex for it. (There is a difference..who keeps the money.) Anyhow, she takes the hero’s offer: an indefinite contract of sexual ownership (and no sharing). Now all they have to do is smuggle her back to the ship. Which is hard, very hard.

Loving Deviant by Laurann Dohner

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Favorite quote:
She hesitated and his smile faded.
“Are you having a problem with your audio sensors?”

“Did I just get myself into worse trouble?”

Bewitching The Faerie

*Unfortunately, this title isn’t for sale, but if you’d like to borrow my copy, please contact me!

I recommend as entertaining/enjoyable! Haphazard witch accidentally undoes one of her ancestors’ spells and releases an “evil” faerie. Who is pretty upset at having been imprisoned for over three hundred years. So somebody is going to pay. Preferably the nearest closest relative…who smells nice, is smoking hot for a walking disaster, and is the most stubborn woman he’s met in centuries.

Bewitching The Faerie by Cynthia Rayne

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Favorite quote:
A sickening green cloud enveloped him that smelled somewhat like rotten eggs but he remained uninjured by her efforts.
“This has ceased to be amusing, witch.”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

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Blink to Share

I recommend as entertaining (for the horror-inclined)! Computerized lenses that give everyone access to information on the people around them…including infidelity, seeing under their clothes, and sexual preferences…make for the kind of discomfort a psychic society would live in. Yes, these lenses can read your reaction to these words. First of all, you’re struggling through my sentence structure, and secondly are attempting to satisfy your curiosity as to whether the content and cover jibe to pique your interest. The hero/heroine’s express their dis-satisfaction with each other sexually and verbally, and it’s all made better once the lenses can be used to block out those bits of the other person that are not pleasing. Yay progress. Or is it arrested development. Whatever.

Blink to Share by Janus Bliss

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Space Invaders

I recommend as entertaining! Heroine trips (chemically) with a rock. Which is an improvement over the ex in any capacity. The rock turns out not to be a rock, and the ex-before-the-ex (hero) turns out not to be quite dead. Just mostly dead. For which he must be punished. Oh, and bad aliens were stopped from invading the Earth. And most importantly, the heroine ends up with 3 breasts.

“Space Invaders” by Catherine Rose


Favorite Quote:
“…its spooky action at a distance caused by quantum
entanglement…so yeah anything is possible…” [Given that this line made it into the story, it wasn’t any surprise that the sex starts on the last 3 pgs. Naturally. -BZ]

Freedom in the Sky

I recommend as enjoyable/entertaining! An honest title would be, “Gynophile’s Adventures in Polygyny” or “XXXXXY Teenage Fantasy”. Heroine, paying off family debts with a lifetime indentured companion contract (to wit, sex slave with a no-death-or-dismemberment clause) is gifted to a green space merchant…Who comes from a long line of reprobates. Despite the glitz and excitement, space travel is actually super boring, so he proceeds to make her kinks his down-time study. This happens to include the zaftig Zeena-like warrior they rescue during their travels who, of course, is a sexual submissive. So, put your spacecraft on autopilot, pull on some leather, and toss a vibrator into the cage. It’s time to play…

“Freedom in the Sky” by Jaylee Coglin


Favorite Quote:
He clapped his hands, a sign she’d discovered meant he was about to take off in some new direction with appalling amounts of energy.