I recommend as awesome! You know you’re in for something completely different when (a) the title includes a pun and (b) the table of contents consists of the sex scenes. So without further ado, picture a hot experimentalist on the autism spectrum deciding its a good idea to go back to Tudor England to get laid. Really. Picture it. Fortunately her best friend has an ounce of common sense.
1530-something: Two h’roines geteth their kicks in space and timeth barely checking at the execition’rs axe when caught practicing “witchcraft” (a. k. a. mod’rn technology).
> BETH -$ -PARTNER -DILDO +STRESS
> TAWNY +$ +JOB -PARTNER +LONELY
>>> HOUSEMATES <<<
# And it gets better from there -BZ
“Yea, verily. This night our milkshake shall bring all the lads to the sward.”
Music the story reminded me of: