I recommend as awesome/enjoyable! Arrrr, matey, if ye buy a scurvy pirate, keep the receipt. Fallen princess rescues Limey pirate, guilty of just about everything but rape. She’s a virgin, he was a whore, she’s naive, he’s cynical, she’s got self respect, and he has no pride. What could possibly go wrong?
“You have some attitude for a man in your condition.”
“You bought my attitude.”
“Guess I did.”