I recommend as enjoyable. Angst-filled elven teen running from gang-raping wizards meets a brain-washed, eternally-damned human (thanks mom) pre-programmed to be sexually-obsessed with her and make her reach full potential: the ability to command armies of giant-maddened-mutant rodents. Aided and abetted by a similarly-obsessed dwarf, the action never ceases in this post-apocalyptic Earth adventure.
“If you’d met some woman just as stumpy as you and who could somehow look past your crabby, irritating little insults I wouldn’t embarrass you in front of her.”
Gray’s stony face twitched in the glow of her eyes. “Look, ye brainless stick, there be somethin’ he ain’t sayin’.”