I recommend as entertaining…a crazy, old bat (the best character in the story) crash lands on Earth with her niece and does everything but cackle, “double, double toil and trouble.” Any scene with 3 characters or more sets up the banter for a giggle, while the more intimate bits leave you with that anticipatory feeling of watching an excruciatingly slow train wreck.
Luke stomped over to Janaya and arrived in time to hear a chat-up line. He curled his arm around Janaya’s waist in a clear statement of possession before he remembered they’d told everyone they were cousins. Shit.
***Formerly “Talking dogs, aliens, and purple people eaters” when published by Ellora’s Cave.