Oh, my!

“What if there was a place where you could rent that sex dungeon you keep imagining in your wildest dreams?”

via Want to Rent a Sex Dungeon? Look No Further — Ophelia’s

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Jewel

I recommend as entertaining! A reluctant hero, a damsel who wouldn’t be in distress if it weren’t for the fact of who she’s related to, and a little lie make for an out-of-control adventure with aliens, mutants, pirates, and wolves. So Jewel’s father, who she knew she should have left years earlier, sells her to get fucked by a mutant king. She runs, finally, and gets caught by the not-yet hero. Who really would be another bad guy that realizes too late he screwed up…better late than never I guess. Best scene is when she freaks out because he freaks out because she lied to him.

Jewell by Ashlynn Monroe

Jewel

Favorite quote:
He should’ve known his first intimate mind conversation [telepathic] with his woman would be an argument.

Echo: Approaching Shatter

I recommend as entertaining! Super-soldier becomes social outcast, meaning bonus points for wasting his anal-retentive stuck-up-on-standards pain-in-the-ass. Well-wishers don’t care and friends help him out with choices on how to go out. Good times. Way hot sex! Just not enough of it. Hopefully volumes 2 and 3 will put out better.

Echo: Approaching Shatter by Kent Wayne

Echo

Favorite quote:
“Staring at penis for hours on end…Sounds like the perfect job for you.”

Phantom Warriors: TALON

I recommend as entertaining! Hero alien-condor-shifter hunting for a mate spots a condor expert working out in the field. Fortunately he has pheromones capable of turning her into an idiot long enough to change her DNA; otherwise, she would have called in the park rangers to haul his creepily-knowledgeable-hot-rocking-ass off to jail. Particularly enjoyed the completely impractical sex-in-the-woods scenes, not to mention the show they put on for the inevitable audience on the canyon rim watching (there’s always someone watching the action below).

Talon by Jordan Summers

Talon

Favorite quote:
“I can help you, but I must get closer to do so,” he said patiently.

She screamed. “I don’t care what you have to do. Fix it! Fix it now!”

Abducting Abby

I recommend as entertaining!

Quick quiz, dear readers. Which is the hero and the villain?

Guy Behind Door A: “Abby let out a squeal as she was flipped over the long, hard body of the male”
“Abby cried out, startled, and tried to pull away.”
“whether she realized it or not, she was his.”
“He knew she wanted to escape, but he had no desire to let her leave his sight.”
“Please don’t hurt me.” Abby whispered hoarsely.
“Ow! You’re hurting me,” Abby said, struggling to get free.
Abby tried to push him away
Gripping her neck in his large hand, he brought his lips down on hers, crushing her in his arms as he tried to gain control of his jealousy.
“What is your problem?” Abby demanded.
he would do whatever was necessary to stop her, even if it meant tying her up or locking her away until she realized she belonged to him. He would never let her go.
“Mine,” he growled as Abby tried to push him away.
Holding her close, he knew he would never let her go.
Guy Behind Door E: “Seriously. Let me go.”
“I know everything about you, Abby.”
“please let go of me. You’re scaring me,” Abby said as she tried to get her hands between them.
Abby began to struggle a little,
She couldn’t move her head because of the grip he had on her hair.
She cried out in pain as he jerked her head to one side, pressing a biting kiss to her neck.
“You are mine, and I keep what is mine,”
“he knew she was going to be his.”
“He wanted her to know she belonged to him.”

Yeah, tell me the heroine isn’t screwed. So the isolated, sweet-hearted human-heroine saves the hero who is a total trouble-magnet (hence why he needed saving in the first place.) As no good deed goes unpunished, he alters her DNA and takes her back home…to orders of magnitude more trouble. Ah, well, love makes normally rational people stupid; she’ll wake up when she learns that her daughter’s in an arranged marriage with a mercenary prince several star systems over.

Abducting Abby by S.E. Smith

Autumn

Kieran

I recommend as entertaining! Heroine, trying to escape slavery, picks a planet with a dark history of human experimentation. She didn’t have enough time for thorough research. The hero, one of the experiments gone wrong (an imperfect gigolo), finds her, figures out her situation, hides her in his home, and…offers up his services. Which threatens his own plans for escaping the planet, as his friends keep pointing out before he kicks them back out into the street. And naturally, each time the heroine helps him out, it’s so dangerous that he has to punish her…with intense orgasms…which seems kind of counter-productive.

Kieran by Allyson James

kieran

Favorite quote:
“I don’t have a lot to offer you,” he said. “I like you, but I don’t have much to give. A cup of water, a place to stay, and sex.”